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6 years agoJanuary 12, 2013 Reblog
haha we got matchin shades :P there too sick!! (add us on instagram!)
so matt got kicked out of his hose cuz his mom doest get dubstep (as in understand). so he moved in wit ya boy. so now we hang out all the time so u no were gunna have mad mixtaps out soon (add us on googleplus!()
matt was home scik doe so i cheered him up (add us on livejournal!) by going to the mall to shop and check out girls butt’s coz theyre so hot its sick
iunno sumtimes i think how all buts look the same, so wuts the point of girls
(add us on pinterest!)
6 years agoJuly 17, 2012 Reblog
Anonymous
Hi Matt! They say HPV is on the raise and I should start having safe sex but my partners don't like it but I don't wanna get HPV. I am scared I have HPV. How should I check for HPV? Condoms smell too.
wats ur name? i can check 4 u lol :P (if ur a girl only!!)
if ur a guy then i dunno does ur dick look weird? if u want u can send me a pic of it IF you want not saying i wanna see i just care hahha…………4 real tho
jks
but serious
6 years agoJuly 4, 2012 Reblog
Anonymous
Why am I always drunk?
cuz if you wanna hang out with ppl u dont kno it makes u seem cool even if ur actually not cool which sucks cuz ur cool around ur friends all the time
u shuld smoke cigerettes too cuz then u dont have to talk 2 ppl cuz u have something in ur mouth all the time. its actually sick and u look sick too so its sick
1 love pce
6 years agoJuly 4, 2012 Reblog
Anonymous
YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
hell ya im down for free stuff!! hhaaha!
!! h thats jokes i guess when ur in a band u get free all over the place huh? this is sick buzz
ok so im filling ouit the servay and i didnt realise it was for victorias secret panties and bras and shit what the fuck am i gunna do with that am i girl? no take you’re girl stuff somewhere else u dumbass
6 years agoJuly 2, 2012 Reblog
The Z-Boys is taking a huge shit that feels awesome. Matt Questler enters.
MATT QUESTLER
Bro I need your op-
THE Z-BOYS
Dude! I’m shitting bro!
MATT QUESTLER
Bro! My bad!
Matt Questler covers his eyes, but it sucks ‘cause he actually already saw The Z-Boys’ dick before he covered his eyes.
THE Z-BOYS
Haven’t you ever heard of knocking?
MATT QUESTLER
Yeah I’ve obviously ever heard of it but the door was mad open!
THE Z-BOYS
Aiite I’ll come clean, it was, I respect that.
MATT QUESTLER
I respect that. I respect that.
THE Z-BOYS
So what’s good?
MATT QUESTLER
Okay well know how I always wear backwards hats? Well for the last few days I’ve been wearing forwar-
THE Z-BOYS
Forwards hats! Yeah… Sorry keep going.
MATT QUESTLER
Yeah so I’ve been wearing forwards hats 'cause I seent this music video wherein this guy had a backwards hat and I was like that’s pretty sick tho’ I gotta give props for sure tho’, so I bought all these forwards hats at the mall and I was thinking I could wear them at the shows we eventually do or some shit.
THE Z-BOYS
That’s sick.
MATT QUESTLER
I’m glad you said that 'cause I actually already tweeted about it and it’s hellaaaaaa gunna be mad trending soon.
THE Z-BOYS
So what are you gunna do with all your old backwards hats?
MATT QUESTLER
I was thinking we should give them to China or Korea or some place that doesn’t got backwards hats… Oh man, I watched this documentary on North Korea and it was fucked!
THE Z-BOYS
No doubt.
6 years agoJune 21, 2012 Reblog
Matt Questler is just mossing on the couch. The Z-Boys enters.
THE Z-BOYS
Yo, check out this beat I made.
MATT QUESTLER
Woah, you know how to make beats?
THE Z-BOYS
Yeah this GarageBand shit is dope, they have so much loops and all you gotta do is drag and drop, it’s tight.
MATT QUESTLER
That sounds tight, can you email that shit to me?
THE Z-BOYS
Nah it only works on Macs.
MATT QUESTLER
Nah trust me I’ve done it.
THE Z-BOYS
Nah it won’t work.
MATT QUESTLER
Nah yeah it will, save it as a PDF.
THE Z-BOYS
Nah yeah nah you’re wrong.
MATT QUESTLER
Man, Steve Jobs is dead eh?… That’s a trip.
THE Z-BOYS
Wow, that’s crazy… man, you always do that, like, you’re always thinking about some next shit and I’m always like what the fuck? Ha ha ha ha ha!
MATT QUESTLER
Ha ha ha ha ha!
THE Z-BOYS
Ha ha ha ha ha!
MATT QUESTLER
Yeah bro, it’s because I’m super OCD. I can’t stop thinking.
THE Z-BOYS
I respect that.
Little did Matt Questler know, The Z-Boys had been making beats in GarageBand on the side the whole time without Matt Questler knowing, which is actually sick.
6 years agoJune 20, 2012 Reblog
Anonymous
I'm glad I read things you write
Oh my god me too
6 years agoJune 17, 2012 Reblog
rchzbr-blog
coffee dad is my spirit animal
he made my night so much better. stoked on these twitter characters.
6 years agoJune 11, 2012 Reblog
